Tag Archive for: aches and pains

Help! I’ve Become a Human Pincushion

Old-Age Injectables Aren't Pretty

I am a human pincushion

In the name of beauty, women (and men) willingly go under the needle and knife for fillers and plastic surgery. And likewise for Dame Lithe, we submit for weekly injections of Ozempic and Mounjaro. But me? Well, I alas know the real Needle Way of Life! The result? I’ve become a human pincushion! It may be my “secret” to eternal vitality, but yikes, it hurts! Read more

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It was a Bad, No Good, Rotten, Stinky Week

And It Was My Own Fault

It was a rotten week

Oh, what a week! It was, in fact, a no good, rotten, stinky week. I was supposed to be in NYC for the first time since the pandemic. I was supposed to see two Broadway shows. Supposed to see an exhibit of theater memorabilia. Supposed to see one of my best friends. And most important of all, I was supposed to attend my niece’s graduation.

I was supposed to do all that and I couldn’t. The worst part: the reason I couldn’t travel was my own fault. Read more

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