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Help! I’ve Become a Human Pincushion

Old-Age Injectables Aren't Pretty

I am a human pincushion

In the name of beauty, women (and men) willingly go under the needle and knife for fillers and plastic surgery. And likewise for Dame Lithe, we submit for weekly injections of Ozempic and Mounjaro. But me? Well, I alas know the real Needle Way of Life! The result? I’ve become a human pincushion! It may be my “secret” to eternal vitality, but yikes, it hurts! Read more